We have returned from a cheeky 4-day city break to the beautiful Kracow! Days of shooting, exploring, and clubbing and an all-in-all wonderful time. Let’s get down to it though, I went to several clubs alone and I think I might be done with that portion of my life. The music is often too loud and when I go out, I want to talk to people and interact with them. Clubbing is great for dancing (sometimes) but I’m not particularly interested in having to spend my time and money fighting to speak to people. With that said, I would still like to participate in a “group” club experience. Right, so clubbing in Kracow. First I hit up “White Club,” it was 23:00. I assumed I was early as the club itself was pretty dead. There were these Chivas girls doing a “promotional event” which involved them walking around the club posing with fireworks and some Chivas… I was confused as to how this was supposed to encourage the drinking of Chivas as there were no samples and the girls did zero interaction with anyone. In the smoking area of the club I ran into a couple of people and danced with them, turns out they were in a hen party. None of them spoke English but that didn’t really matter, I felt kinda awkward being around them as I didn’t know if I was intruding or not but they (minus one woman) seemed friendly enough. I went back to the smoking area to be greeted by some particularly unfriendly looking polish men of which 2/3rds of them dressed like Steve Jobs, when I commented on this they did not find it funny. Then some English chaps came in and I said something (can’t remember what) and I was invited into their group. I can remember three of their names: “Broom,” “Mitsy,” and “Whitsy”. Broom was wearing a wig that was kind of like a Noel Gallagher look, they had all dressed as “Dwight” from the Office the previous night. One of them (who’s name I can’t remember) choked me in the smoking area when I told them I was from Oxfordshire, due to his belief that I was a Tory. We then danced for a bit, smoked some more ciggies. The groom was (obviously) so fucking drunk, he could barely stand and apparently the best man was passed out at the bar. #travel #review